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Lessons Learned from my Adventures in Online Dating
Apparently, every man inflates his height by at least two inches People who claim to “look X number of years younger” usually have a maturity level that is multiplier of X number of years younger too....
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Dearest Santa – My Open List
Dearest Santa, I begin by explaining my belief in you – it has never wavered. Sure, there was that one time in fourth grade when I may have pretended to be a non-believer, but that was just a front....
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And the R-Cubies Go To…
Shameless Solipsism and a Couple of Wet Kisses have arrived in the form of the first annual (probably never do this again, but whatever) Restaurant Refugee Rewards or R-Cubes for short. They are a...
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Dancing with Your Own Devils in the Pale Moonlight
For a man who gets paid to notice things in restaurants, I can be horrifically unobservant when I am really into something else – book, newspaper, conversation, or even my own thoughts. Thiswas the...
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A Few Short & Open Letters from the Week
To the older gentleman & your impossibly good looking wife who sat across from me at the coffeeshop, watching you help your wife with her coat was the sweetest gesture I had seen all day, and made...
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If I Ever Played Never-Have-I-Ever, I Have a New Thing to Which I Must Drink
I’ve had near-death experiences and contrary to rumors*, life did not flash before my eyes. I’ve never had that flash of an experience before… until last week that is. Plans for my evening were...
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In Other News, Clichés are Clichés for a Reason
“There is nothing more dangerous that a woman does than getting drunk in public.” That chauvinistic declaration, with some elements of truth, belonged to my father and the first time I can recall...
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Navel Gazing of No Great Importance
I was walking through a familiar and frequently traveled neighborhood but had no idea I was lost and mostly adrift until I ran into a professional acquaintance who asked me where I was headed. I paused...
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So I Need to be Careful What I Ask You For
I am man enough to admit that I haven’t been a very good blogger lately (yeah, yeah, I know some of you are thinking “lately?”) I haven’t posted much this summer, I bailed on doing NaBloPoMo in July,...
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Sometimes You Get Lucky After the Date
My date with the Conservative Nutter lasted just under two hours and while her company wasn’t unpleasant, I am certain that at least some of that time (ok, just about all of that time) was spent in...
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